Indian warrior decided to change his name

One evening, as a couple was getting ready for bed, the wife suddenly asked:

Wife: “Honey… do you think I’ve gained weight?”

The husband (texting on his phone, not looking up): “Uh… a little.”

Silence. Dangerous silence.

Wife: “What do you mean ‘a little’? You actually think I’ve gotten fat?”

Husband (still oblivious): “Well… you asked. I thought you wanted an honest answer.”

Wife: “Do you realize that question was a trap?”

Husband: “A trap? What kind of trap?”

Wife: “A trap to test your love! The correct answer is: ‘No, babe, you’re as stunning as ever.’ Not ‘Uh… a little!’ Oh my god!”

Husband: “But you said you wanted me to always be honest with you!”

Wife: “I want you to be honest with the world, not with me!”

Husband (trying to recover): “I mean… you’ve gained a little, but it’s cute! Like, in a huggable way…”

Wife: “Aha! So you admit there’s been weight gain! Thanks for confirming!”

Husband: “… I feel like I’m on trial right now.”

Wife: “Correct. And you just confessed under oath.”

Husband silently grabs a pillow and blanket.

Wife: “Where are you going?”

Husband: “To the couch. Trying to avoid a five-year sentence.”